effiesgreenwig: all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy
fostercatsandpanicattacks: i think everyone should propose to someone by writing fanfic about getting married to each other
Live tweets of a couple breaking up on a train. →
afaultinreality: If you haven’t read this yet, you really must. Hilarious. GO TIMM
‘There are all kinds of courage,’ said Dumbledore, smiling. ‘It takes a great...– I just realized today how much more meaningful this quote is when you remember Dumbledore’s backstory. For years, Albus remained at Gellert Grindelwald’s side even as Grindelwald became more and more corrupt, simply because he was his friend. He turned a blind eye to the immorality of Gellert’s...
acey-gleek-girl: ja-10: 221cbakerstreet: my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night” I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale” Oh, or when you finally finish and then realize you also won the prize...
It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.– best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)
bitchesbeshady: therealhamster: seitans: therealhamster: its 2012 why the fuck dont we have the technology to prevent cheeto powder from caking on your fingers god damn it obama gloves they are called gloves. do you know how big of a douche id look if i sat around eating cheetos with gloves on “hey man, you want some cheetos?” “yeah, but i need some gloves first.”
nepetaquest: nepetaquest: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET MORE FOLLOWERS DRESS IN DRAG AND DO THE HULA? 100 notes still no new followers
zeusyallday: so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
I read somewhere that if Barbie was a real person she would have to walk on all fours and THAT IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. IMAGINE BEING IN A DARK HALLWAY AND LOOKING OVER TO SEE BARBIE, CROUCHED AND NAKED, SCUTTLING TOWARDS YOU AT HIGH SPEED HOLY SHIT
stretchingmygroin: heysammy: istehlurvz: JUST...